Collection: Jurassic Pork: The Extinct Kink Collection

Extinct but never vanilla – rock these shirts after dark.

Even wonder what the dinosaurs were really up to before that asteroid hit? Introducing Jurassic Pork: The Extinct Kink Collection, our filthy-fossil lineup where prehistoric beasts meet downright dirty deeds. From the mighty Bangasaurus Rex to the legendary Deepthroatasaurus, these extinct party animals prove that “bone” has always had more than one meaning.

Grab a tee, wear it proud, and let the world know: your sense of humor is bigger than any T-Rex’s roar – because vanilla went extinct millions of years ago.