Deepthroatasaurus Tee – Prehistoric Oral Legend of Jurassic Pork

Meet the Deepthroatasaurus Tee, the savage king of oral history and the undisputed master of the prehistoric gag reflex. This dark, spicy, and downright filthy design features a fearsome dinosaur with its jaws wide open, surrounded by smoke, with the unapologetic phrases: “Extinction was the only safe word” and “Master of the Prehistoric Gag Reflex.”

Part of our Jurassic Pork: The Extinct Kink Collection, this tee is not just a shirt - it’s a fossilized confession of your freakiest instincts. Perfect as an NSFW gift, dirty gag tee, or the funny adult shirt you wear to parties when you want Grandma to question her entire bloodline.

Whether you’re shopping for yourself, your partner in prehistoric crime, or just need the ultimate funny inappropriate T-shirt, the Deepthroatasaurus is here to make oral history great again. Wear it, flaunt it, and let everyone know that some legends don’t die - they just go down.

Product features:

• Created without side seams for a smooth, appealing look.
• Ribbed knit collar retains shape while providing elasticity.
• Shoulder tape ensures stability and prevents stretching.
• Made from durable and soft fabric, perfect for year-round wear.
• Ethically produced with certified US cotton for sustainability.

Care instructions:

• Do not dry-clean
• Do not bleach
• Tumble dry: low heat
• Iron, steam or dry: low heat
• Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors