Sploogasaurus T-Shirt – Funny NSFW Dinosaur Tee | Leave a Trail, It’s Natural

Introducing the Sploogasaurus Tee - the most unhinged prehistoric pervert in the Jurassic Pork: The Extinct Kink Collection. This is no regular dinosaur shirt … this beast doesn’t stomp, it sprays. Featuring a dino plastered in semen and bodily fluids, paired with the filthy slogan “Leave a Trail. Don’t Worry. It’s Natural”, this funny NSFW t-shirt is designed for adults who think dirty humor shirts should be loud, rude, and impossible to ignore.

The Sploogasaurus shirt is the ultimate offensive novelty tee - perfect for raunchy parties, filthy gag gifts, or just reminding people that your humor is as dark as your laundry stains. Whether you’re looking for a naughty dinosaur shirt to add to your rotation or a dirty adult t-shirt that guarantees double-takes, this one checks every inappropriate box.

Part of our exclusive NSFW apparel line at Unruly Style, the Sploogasaurus t-shirt is comfortable enough for everyday wear, yet scandalous enough to get you banned from PTA meetings. Because sometimes evolution demands a mess.

✅ Premium quality, soft fabric with bold print
✅ Funny inappropriate t-shirt for adults with filthy humor
✅ Perfect raunchy gag gift shirt or offensive novelty tee
✅ Guaranteed to leave a mark (metaphorically… hopefully)

If you’re ready to embrace dirty humor, NSFW sarcasm, and inappropriate dino energy, the Sploogasaurus Tee is your new prehistoric spirit animal.

Product features:

• Made from soft, 100% ring-spun cotton for all-day comfort.
• Features a classic fit and crew neckline for a versatile style.
• Ethically produced with US-grown cotton and certified for quality.
• No side seams for a sleek look and reduced fabric waste.
• Durable construction with ribbed collar and shoulder tape for stability.

Care instructions:

• Do not dry-clean
• Do not bleach
• Tumble dry: low heat
• Iron, steam or dry: low heat
• Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors