Lickalottapus T-Shirt – Funny NSFW Dinosaur Shirt | All Tongue, No Regrets

Meet the Lickalottapus - the most legendary prehistoric perv to ever roam the Jurassic jungle. This funny NSFW dinosaur t-shirt is sloppy, unapologetic, and dripping in all the wrong ways. With the filthy slogan “All Tongue. No Regrets” plastered below a cartoon dino coated in questionable bodily fluids, this design screams inappropriate humor, adult sarcasm, and extinct kink energy.

Perfect for people who like their dirty humor shirts as bold as their bedroom stories, the Lickalottapus shirt makes a savage gift, a conversation-killing outfit, or a wardrobe essential for anyone who proudly embraces the naughty, raunchy, and unfiltered side of life.

Part of our Jurassic Pork: The Extinct Kink Collection, this shirt is proof that evolution peaked when sarcasm, smut, and dinosaurs collided. Wear it drunk, wear it dirty, wear it like you survived a prehistoric orgy - just don’t wear it to Sunday brunch with grandma (unless she’s cooler than we think).

✅ Soft, comfortable, premium fit
✅ Perfect gag gift for filthy-minded friends
✅ High-quality print that survives your shameful laundry cycles
✅ Guaranteed to offend the right people

Because life’s too short for boring shirts and dinosaurs never licked halfway.

Product features

• Knit in one piece without side seams for reduced waste and a streamlined look.
• Elastic ribbed collar that retains its shape for lasting wear.
• Shoulder tape for added stability, preventing stretching of the garment.
• Crafted with 100% ring-spun cotton for a lightweight and comfortable feel.
• Made from ethically sourced materials, certified safe and sustainable.

Care instructions:

• Do not dry-clean
• Do not bleach
• Tumble dry: low heat
• Iron, steam or dry: low heat
• Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors