Dickodocus T-Shirt | Funny NSFW Dinosaur Shirt | Naughty Jurassic Pork Tee

Step aside T-Rex, there’s a new king swinging through prehistory - the Dickodocus. This NSFW funny dinosaur shirt isn’t about long necks - it’s about that other length. With phrases like “Longest Neck? Nope… Longest other thing!” and “Swing it like a whip”, this shirt is designed to make your friends spit out their drinks and your relatives question your life choices.

Perfect for fans of dark humor, dirty jokes, and unapologetically rude fashion, the Dickodocus t-shirt is part of our Jurassic Pork: The Extinct Kink Collection. Whether you’re rocking it at the bar, gifting it as the most inappropriate Secret Santa present ever, or just want to flex your savage humor, this tee guarantees double takes and inappropriate laughs.

🦖 Why You’ll Want It:

• Outrageously funny NSFW dinosaur shirt that turns heads faster than a Velociraptor on Red Bull
• Perfect adult gag gift for anyone who’s ever laughed at a dick joke (aka everyone)
• Makes a killer naughty party shirt, funny bachelor gift, or offensive gag gift
• A legendary addition to any collection of dirty novelty shirts

Forget Jurassic Park—this is Jurassic Pork, and the Dickodocus is here to swing history’s biggest flex.

T-Shirt Features:

• Without side seams for a sleek look and reduced fabric waste
• Highly elastic ribbed neckline that retains its shape
• Shoulder tape for added durability and support
• Lightweight 100% ring-spun cotton construction for year-round comfort
• Ethically sourced cotton, certified for safety and quality assurance

Care Instructions:

• Do not dry-clean
• Do not bleach
• Tumble dry: low heat
• Iron, steam or dry: low heat
• Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors