Thrustodactyl Tee – Funny NSFW Dinosaur T-Shirt for Adults

Take flight into pure filth with the Thrustodactyl Tee from our infamous Jurassic Pork: The Extinct Kink Collection. This isn’t your museum gift shop pterodactyl - this prehistoric pervert lives to thrust hard and fly low.

With its wings spread wide and hips ready to go, the Thrustodactyl is the ultimate reminder that evolution has always had a dirty sense of humor. This funny inappropriate dinosaur shirt is perfect for anyone who loves NSFW gag gifts, raunchy adult humor, and offensive novelty tees that turn heads for all the wrong reasons.

Wear it to your next party, gift it as a dirty gag gift for adults, or just keep it in rotation as your personal “do not wear to work” tee. Either way, this design guarantees laughs, gasps, and at least one awkward family dinner story.

Perfect for fans of:

• Dirty dinosaur shirts
• Adult-themed funny t-shirts
• Inappropriate Christmas or birthday gifts
• NSFW gag gifts that shock and entertain

The Thrustodactyl Tee proves that extinction wasn’t caused by an asteroid - it was caused by too much thrusting.

Product features:

• Without side seams for an attractive finish and reduced fabric waste.
• Ribbed knit collar retains shape with high elasticity.
• Shoulder tape stabilizes seams and prevents stretching.
• Made from durable, smooth fabric that’s perfect for printing.
• Ethically produced with 100% ring-spun cotton for lasting comfort.

Care instructions:

• Do not dry-clean
• Do not bleach
• Tumble dry: low heat
• Iron, steam or dry: low heat
• Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors