Bangasaurus Rex Tee – King of the Primal Pound | NSFW Dinosaur Shirt

Step aside, T-Rex - there’s a new apex predator in the bedroom, and he doesn’t have short arms. The Bangasaurus Rex Tee is here to crown you “King of the Primal Pound.” This prehistoric beast didn’t just rule the Cretaceous era … he dominated it with a thunder tail that left fossils trembling.

Designed with a ferociously horny dino charging out of the jungle, this shirt is the ultimate flex for anyone who wants their wardrobe to scream funny, raunchy, and unapologetically NSFW. Perfect for parties, drinking nights, festivals, or just traumatizing your family at Christmas dinner.

Whether you’re a lover of sarcastic humor, dirty dinosaur puns, or just enjoy making strangers spit out their drinks, the Bangasaurus Rex T-Shirt is your new favorite piece of chaos.

• ✅ Unisex fit for maximum bang-for-your-buck

• ✅ Premium cotton that can survive your Jurassic thrusts

• ✅ Print so bold, even paleontologists will blush

If you’ve got the stamina of a dino and the swagger of a king, this shirt was made for you.

Product features:

• Seamless, tubular construction reduces fabric waste and enhances aesthetics.
• Highly elastic ribbed collar retains its shape for a polished look.
• Shoulder tape stabilizes the garment to prevent stretching over time.
• Crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel.
• Ethically produced and certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.

Care instructions:

• Do not dry-clean
• Do not bleach
• Tumble dry: low heat
• Iron, steam or dry: low heat
• Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors