True Love - Spank Me Sparkle Necklace

Real talk here … this isn’t just a necklace. This is a shiny little bribe to help distract you from all the dumb shit you say on a daily basis.

Crafted to sparkle like her eyes when you actually put the toilet seat down, our True Love - Spank Me Sparkle Necklace says: “I love you. I adore you. I might even deserve a little action tonight.”

Presented with a message card that reads like a love letter … if that love letter was written in a bar at 2am after three shots of tequila and a booty grab.

💌 Message Card Reads:

“To my beautiful wife:

I smelled your farts and I’m still here.

That’s true love.

Love You Always & Forever”

🔥 Why She’ll Love It:

• It’s shiny.
• It’s hilarious.
• It says what you shouldn’t say, but she secretly loves hearing.
• It’s basically foreplay … in necklace form.

Disclaimer: Side effects may include uncontrollable laughter, raised eyebrows, and spontaneous adult activity. You’ve been warned.

Product Info:

• 14k white gold finish over stainless steel
• 8mm cushion-cut center cubic zirconia crystal
• 1.2mm accent CZ crystals
• Pendant dimensions: 0.6" (14mm) height / 0.5" (11.6mm) width
• Adjustable box chain length: 16" - 18" (40.64- 45.72cm)
• Lobster clasp