Snow Balls Deep Holiday Acrylic Ornament

Deck the halls? Bitch, please. Let’s wreck the halls with the Snow Balls Deep Holiday Acrylic Ornament - the NSFW Christmas ornament that proves your holiday spirit has two very large, very frosty balls.

This acrylic masterpiece features two snowballs that just so happen to resemble testicles, with the words “Snow Balls Deep” slapped across it like the punchline to your dirtiest Christmas party joke. It’s not just adult-themed Christmas décor, it’s the kind of naughty Christmas ornament that’ll make your tree blush, your in-laws uncomfortable, and your friends laugh so hard they spill their spiked cocoa.

Durable, bold, and offensively festive, this dirty Christmas ornament is the perfect gag gift ornament, stocking stuffer for adults, or centerpiece of your inappropriate holiday collection. Forget angels, candy canes, and boring reindeer - this is the ornament your tree deserves if it’s been acting a little, uh … naughty.

🎄 Why You Need It:

• The ultimate funny holiday ornament for anyone with a dirty sense of humor
• Ideal funny inappropriate holiday gift for your office White Elephant (if HR is cool with it)
• Works as an offensive Christmas ornament guaranteed to scandalize Aunt Karen
• A must-have NSFW Christmas ornament for people who don’t do “wholesome”
• Built to last, because unlike your resolutions, this bad boy won’t break
• If your Christmas doesn’t go balls deep, are you even celebrating?

Product specifications: 

• Premium acrylic and silver twine 
• Size: 3.9" (9.8cm) height x 3.74" (9.5cm) width
• Depth: 0.1" (5mm)
• Opening: 0.4" (10.74mm)
• Sharp, detailed printed design