Santa Comes Holiday Acrylic Ornament

Santa’s coming to town … but this year, he’s doing it literally. Meet the Santa Comes Holiday Acrylic Ornament - a hilariously raunchy NSFW Christmas ornament featuring Santa with his signature grin, a little extra “milk” dripping down, and the words “Santa Cums Once a Year” boldly displayed underneath.

If your tree is too pure, too boring, or too family-friendly, this adult-themed Christmas décor is here to wreck that holly jolly vibe in the best way possible. It’s unapologetically dirty, offensively funny, and destined to be the most talked-about decoration in your living room.

🎄 Why You’ll Love It (or Hate It):

• The ultimate naughty Christmas ornament with unholy humor
• Works as a savage gag gift ornament for those who can handle a laugh dirtier than Santa’s browser history
• Perfect stocking stuffer for adults who prefer their holiday cheer NSFW
• A brutally funny inappropriate Christmas ornament for friends who never grew up
• A dirty Christmas ornament that doubles as an offensive Christmas ornament (and proud of it)

Made from durable acrylic, this piece of funny holiday ornament chaos won’t shatter like your grandma’s fragile glass bulbs - or her fragile faith in humanity when she sees it. Whether you hang it on your tree, gift it to your most twisted friend, or just keep it as a yearly reminder that Santa doesn’t come often … this is the funny inappropriate holiday gift you’ve been searching for.

Product specifications: 

• Premium acrylic and silver twine 
• Size: 3.9" (9.8cm) height x 3.74" (9.5cm) width
• Depth: 0.1" (5mm)
• Opening: 0.4" (10.74mm)
• Sharp, detailed printed design