Pussy the Panda – NSFW Plushie with Attitude

Meet Pussy the Panda - the stuffed animal with zero chill and a chokehold on your heart (and maybe your neck). Remember, she doesn’t cuddle - she chokes!

Dressed in her signature tee that reads “Pussy the Panda. She doesn’t cuddle. She chokes. Soft fur. Dirty mind. Bamboo not included,” this plushie is 8 inches of sass, snark, and NSFW snuggles.

Crafted from a soft AF cotton-polyester blend and filled with just the right amount of fluff and fury (polyfill & plastic pellets), this naughty panda is ready to stir up some wildly inappropriate fun. Makes the perfect inappropriate gift for any sarcastic soul, that unfiltered friend, or your favorite degenerate cuddle buddy.

Product Specs:

• Size: 8 inches tall (perfect for display, chaos, and judgmental side-eyes)
• Material: Cotton/polyester exterior, plastic pellet + polyester fiber fill
• Shirt: Printed with an iconic dirty quote
• Care: Machine washable (cold), no bleach or dry-cleaning, no tumble drying unless you're freaky like that