Merry Dickmas Holiday Acrylic Ornament

Deck the halls with … well, dicks! The Merry Dickmas Holiday Acrylic Ornament is the only thing your Christmas tree didn’t know it needed. Featuring two penis-shaped dildos wrapped with the unapologetically bold phrase “Merry Dickmas”, this NSFW Christmas ornament is equal parts hilarious, offensive, and unforgettable.

Perfect as a dirty holiday gag gift, a funny inappropriate stocking stuffer, or the crown jewel of your adult Christmas décor, this ornament is guaranteed to make your tree the most talked-about at the party (sorry, grandma).

🎄 Why You’ll Love It (or Hate It):

• Sarcastic and dirty Christmas ornament with an unholy holiday twist
• The ultimate naughty Secret Santa gift or NSFW stocking stuffer
• Durable acrylic design to last through years of drunken holiday regret
• A hilarious play on “Merry Christmas” that will offend the right people
• Pairs perfectly with alcohol, sarcasm, and zero shame

This year, forget tinsel and angels - give your holiday tree the gift of Dickmas cheer.

Product specifications: 

• Premium acrylic and silver twine 
• Size: 3.9" (9.8cm) height x 3.74" (9.5cm) width
• Depth: 0.1" (5mm)
• Opening: 0.4" (10.74mm)
• Sharp, detailed printed design