Ma, The Boobies - Tiny Threads Baby Bodysuit

Meet the ultimate icebreaker for new moms (and dads) at the playground. Say hello to the Ma, The Boobies! – Tiny Threads Baby Bodysuit. Because let’s be real, if babies could talk, they’d scream this at 3AM, 6AM, and basically any time her shirt’s still on.

This hilarious baby onesie features a funny graphic of cartoon boobies and the blunt demand: “Ma, The Boobies!” Made from 100% rib cotton, it’s soft enough for naptime, tough enough for spit-ups, and sarcastic enough to make Grandma clutch her pearls. The expandable lap shoulder neckline and bottom snaps mean you’re armed and ready for those surprise milk eruptions.

Perfect for baby shower gifts for edgy parents, Instagram pics that guarantee a flood of DMs, and your personal reminder that your chest is now public property. Available in White, Grey, Pink, and Blue - because milk monsters come in all colors.