Fuckboy The Jaguar - NSFW Plushie With Red Flags

Meet Fuckboy the Jaguar, the softest red flag you'll ever cuddle. Fast, smooth, and probably ghosting you mid-spoon, this sleek 8-inch plushie is dressed in a shirt that reads:

“Fast, smooth & already texting someone else. Sleek, spotted, sexually unreliable.”

Perfectly sized for hugs or adult-themed desk decor, this little heartbreaker is crafted from a plush cotton-polyester blend and filled with polyester fiber and plastic pellets for that premium snuggle feel.

Whether you're gifting this to your emotionally unavailable ex or keeping it to remind yourself what not to fall for again, Fuckboy the Jaguar is the purr-fect NSFW conversation starter.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
• No bleach, tumble dry, ironing, or dry-cleaning
• Not responsible for emotional flashbacks