Dickface the Lion – NSFW Plushie That Rawrs with a Reach Around
Dickface the Lion – NSFW Plushie That Rawrs with a Reach Around
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Say hello to Dickface the Lion - the king of the jungle and your mom’s DMs. This isn’t your average stuffed animal. Oh, no! This 8-inch tall plushie is soft, sassy, and straight-up savage. He's also dressed in a tiny tee that proudly proclaims:
“King of the jungle … and your mom’s DMs. Dickface the Lion – Always roaring and raw-dogging. Most likely to ghost you after a night out.”
Crafted for chaos and cuddles, this lion doesn’t purr - he ghosts. Made from a cotton/poly blend that’s softer than your last situationship, and filled with premium poly fiber and plastic pellets for a perfectly squishable experience.
Whether you’re gifting it to your favorite degenerate or hoarding it as your own unholy bedtime buddy, this NSFW plushie is ready to reign on your shelf or in your bed.
Product Features:
- 8" tall – just big enough to snuggle and small enough to sneak into inappropriate places
- Ultra-soft cotton/poly blend
- Stuffed with polyester fiber & plastic pellets
- Hilarious adult-themed printed T-shirt
- Machine washable (cold), but don’t dry, iron, or bleach the poor bastard
