Bitch the Bear – NSFW Plushie in a Bad Mood

Meet Bitch the Bear, the sassiest, filthiest plushie to ever throw shade. At 8 inches tall, this grumpy little furball isn’t here to cuddle - she’s here to judge your life choices and tell you to fuck right off (politely, of course).

Crafted from a soft cotton/polyester blend and filled with plastic pellets + polyester fiber, she’s as durable as your bad decisions and twice as sarcastic. Her iconic t-shirt reads: “Bitch the Bear. Grumpy, thick and done with your shit. Now, fuck off!” ... making her the perfect inappropriate gift for anyone who loves dark humor, NSFW collectibles, or just has that one friend who embodies this exact energy.

She’s machine washable (cold water only), but don’t bleach her, don’t dry-clean her, and don’t tumble dry her unless you’re into freaky shrinkage.

Part of the Filthy Feral Collection, this adult-themed plushie proves that not all stuffed animals are made for kids. Some are made to give side-eye from your shelf, your bed, or your office desk.

👉 Grab yours before she tells you to shove it.