2nd Place - “Pull-out Failure” Necklace
2nd Place - “Pull-out Failure” Necklace
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The perfect necklace for the baby mama who went from “harder, daddy” to “hold my hair, I’m gonna puke.”
Who knew a late-night bedside service could lead to a lifetime subscription of lullabies, leaky boobs, and Lego landmines? Our 2nd Place - “Pull-out Failure” Necklace is the adorably inappropriate celebration of your wild night of unprotected passion and questionable timing. A dainty little heart wrapped around sweet baby feet, because nothing says “I love you” like permanent proof you couldn’t find the condom.
From one messy night to a lifetime of tiny socks and zero sleep. It’s sexy, sentimental, and slightly offensive - just like your relationship.
😎 Message Card Reads:
"Wifey.
Never forget
2nd place is for losers!"
👣 Features:
- Shiny little feet to forever remind you where your pull-out game failed.
- A heart to symbolize love, lust, and late-night lube runs.
- Packaged with just enough charm to make Grandma say “aww” — before she reads the name.
- Ideal gift for push presents, Mother’s Day, or that magical “well, shit… I’m pregnant” moment.
Whether you call it fate, fertility, or a freaky ovulation window, this necklace honors that slippery, sweaty moment that changed your life (and your sleep schedule) forever.
❤️ Product info:
- Metal base: .925 sterling silver
- 14k rose gold finish with platinum plating
- 5A CZ gemstone
- Pendant Dimensions: 5.5mm
- Chain Style: cable
- Chain Length: 40 cm + 5cm extra chain
- Lobster Clasp
- Luxury Gift Box
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