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2nd Place - “Pull-out Failure” Necklace

2nd Place - “Pull-out Failure” Necklace

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The perfect necklace for the baby mama who went from “harder, daddy” to “hold my hair, I’m gonna puke.”

Who knew a late-night bedside service could lead to a lifetime subscription of lullabies, leaky boobs, and Lego landmines? Our 2nd Place - Pull-out Failure” Necklace is the adorably inappropriate celebration of your wild night of unprotected passion and questionable timing. A dainty little heart wrapped around sweet baby feet, because nothing says “I love you” like permanent proof you couldn’t find the condom.

From one messy night to a lifetime of tiny socks and zero sleep. It’s sexy, sentimental, and slightly offensive - just like your relationship.

😎 Message Card Reads:

"Wifey.

Never forget

2nd place is for losers!"

👣 Features:

  • Shiny little feet to forever remind you where your pull-out game failed.
  • A heart to symbolize love, lust, and late-night lube runs.
  • Packaged with just enough charm to make Grandma say “aww” — before she reads the name.
  • Ideal gift for push presents, Mother’s Day, or that magical “well, shit… I’m pregnant” moment.

Whether you call it fate, fertility, or a freaky ovulation window, this necklace honors that slippery, sweaty moment that changed your life (and your sleep schedule) forever.

❤️ Product info:

  • Metal base: .925 sterling silver
  • 14k rose gold finish with platinum plating
  • 5A CZ gemstone
  • Pendant Dimensions: 5.5mm
  • Chain Style: cable
  • Chain Length: 40 cm + 5cm extra chain
  • Lobster Clasp
  • Luxury Gift Box
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