2nd Place Is For Losers - Tiny Threads Baby Bodysuit

Who says babies can’t talk trash? Dress your tiny terror in this 2nd Place Is For Losers - Tiny Threads Baby Bodysuit and let the world know your mini-me isn’t here to play nice - they’re here to win, cry, and probably ruin your sex life forever.

This hilariously sarcastic baby onesie is perfect for dark-humored parents who think parenting is less “Pinterest perfect” and more “survival of the filthiest.” Made from soft, high-quality 100% rib cotton that can handle blowouts, spit-ups, and your in-laws’ disapproval, it’s a must-have for any little troublemaker in training.

Perfect for baby showers, first birthdays, or just passive-aggressively reminding that other parent at daycare that your kid runs the sandbox.

So go ahead - unleash your baby’s inner savage. After all, 2nd place is just 1st place but for losers.